Ass Worship Phone Sex

Posted by on 15th November , 2012

Ass Worship Phonesex

You know, I never understood why people use the phrase “Kiss my ass” as an insult. I mean, there are tons of guys who’d give their left nuts to be allowed to kiss my ass, so it’s not like it’d be degrading or anything. At least not like a lot of other things I can think of. For body worship fans, being allowed to kiss my ass would be like winning the lottery or something.

I don’t blame them for drooling over it. It IS a very nice ass, after all. Don’t you agree?

Of course you do. You’re probably imagining me plopping it down over your mouth right now. Tell me, just how hard *does* your dick get at the thought of an extended facesitting session with yours truly?

Yeah. That’s what I thought. Kissing my ass would be a dream come true for you.

Do you think you deserve to have your dream come true? Are you good enough at ass worship for me to justify spending my time with you?

Therein lies the problem, after all. There’s no way for me to give you a chance and avoid wasting my time simultaneously. All I can do is take your word for it that you know what you’re doing. If you’ve told me the truth, then we’re in for an excellent ass worship phone sex call, and I can’t think of a much better way to waste time.

But if you waste my time with unskilled worship? You are in SO much trouble.
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