Guided Masturbation Phone Sex

Posted by on 8th December , 2013

Guided Masturbation Phonesex

Heya, boys. Let’s talk about masturbation for a minute.

I know, it’s like one of your favorite things. I won’t judge you. I mean, if I were a dude with a small dick and couldn’t get laid, I’d probably jack off all the time, too. I might even call a beautiful woman like me to get jerk off instructions so that I didn’t get bored with my perpetual partner, Rosy Palm.

So when I give you your instructions, it’s kind of out of generosity. Not entirely, of course, but partly. Sometimes I feel so sorry for you losers that I’ll throw you a bone. It doesn’t happen often, but it does happen.

Since it’s the season of giving, I suppose I feel a little generous, at least for now. That’s why I’m willing to indulge in a few guided masturbation sessions with you boys…at least until I get bored with the whole thing. (You’re welcome.)

Don’t get your hopes up too high, though. It’s more than likely going to end in nothing but tease and denial because that’s how I roll. I doubt you boys will mind very much, though, as long as you’re getting my attention…right?

All right, you know what to do. Get that phone and card and start dialing!

1-866-210-0665

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