Ignore Line Phone Sex

Posted by on 26th November , 2012

Ignore Line Phonesex

You know, in all my Femdom phone sex exploits, there’s really not much of anything that I’ve found to be more fun than having a man pay me to totally ignore his existence.

When I tell my friends that men like this exist, they don’t believe me. At least not until they see it with their own eyes, anyway. Any man who happens to be on the other end of the line when my friends realize I’m not making it up is definitely in for a good bit of secondhand humiliation as we laugh at how stupid he is. It’s an old hat for me, but my friends are always so shocked by it that they say whatever pops into their heads, which can lead to some pretty brutal things for a man to overhear, LOL.

But you never know what you’ll get when you call my ignore line, after all. It’s best to be ready for anything. That way you won’t be too stunned when something crazy or humiliating happens.

I’m in the mood to ignore some losers tonight, so you boys need to get your phones and your wallets and give me a call. Maybe I’ll invite a friend over to listen in….


Tease And Denial Phone Sex

Posted by on 22nd November , 2012

Tease And Denial Phonesex

Hey there, guys! Happy Thanksgiving to all of you who are in the US. I hope you’ve had a great holiday so far. I know I certainly did.

I don’t know about how things work in your family, but in mine, Thanksgiving Day is when we start decorating for Christmas. After the meal is done, we break out the tree and all the other decorations and get to work. Believe it or not, while I was decorating the tree, I thought of my little fetish phone sex slaves. Wanna hear why?

You see, I was putting my favorite blue glass balls on the tree, which led me to start thinking about a *different* kind of blue balls. That, of course, made me think of tease and denial, which made me think of you. Six degrees of phone sex, or something like that.

Anyway, that naturally made my thoughts turn toward all the different ways that I can tease you boys. And let me tell you, I came up with some winners while I was hanging those blue balls on that tree. I can’t wait to show you what I’m going to do with YOUR blue balls when you call me for some teasing phone sex!


Forced Bi Phone Sex

Posted by on 18th November , 2012

Forced Bi Phonesex

Hey there, loser. What brings you here today? Are you here to bask in the presence of your Femdom phone sex Goddess? Or are you ready to be humiliated like the little bitch you are?

I hope it’s a little of both, to be honest. I love being worshipped, but I also adore making you boys do things that cause you to turn red as a beet as well. 😉

And, boy, do I have a great idea for that today. I’m going to invite a friend over…a friend with a big black cock, to be precise. And do you know what you’re going to do? You’re going to suck on it. If you’re lucky, that’s all you’ll have to do. If not, well…I guess you’ll find out soon enough.

Yes, I know you’ll be extremely humiliated at the idea of a forced bi session. That’s the idea, after all. But I’ll have so much fun watching, and you want me to be happy now, don’t you?

Of course you do!

So you know what you have to do, right? You need to pick up your phone and call your Goddess, Ina, right away to debase yourself for me with forced bi phone sex. After that, we’ll see if you’ve earned a reward….


Ass Worship Phone Sex

Posted by on 15th November , 2012

Ass Worship Phonesex

You know, I never understood why people use the phrase “Kiss my ass” as an insult. I mean, there are tons of guys who’d give their left nuts to be allowed to kiss my ass, so it’s not like it’d be degrading or anything. At least not like a lot of other things I can think of. For body worship fans, being allowed to kiss my ass would be like winning the lottery or something.

I don’t blame them for drooling over it. It IS a very nice ass, after all. Don’t you agree?

Of course you do. You’re probably imagining me plopping it down over your mouth right now. Tell me, just how hard *does* your dick get at the thought of an extended facesitting session with yours truly?

Yeah. That’s what I thought. Kissing my ass would be a dream come true for you.

Do you think you deserve to have your dream come true? Are you good enough at ass worship for me to justify spending my time with you?

Therein lies the problem, after all. There’s no way for me to give you a chance and avoid wasting my time simultaneously. All I can do is take your word for it that you know what you’re doing. If you’ve told me the truth, then we’re in for an excellent ass worship phone sex call, and I can’t think of a much better way to waste time.

But if you waste my time with unskilled worship? You are in SO much trouble.

Sissy Phone Sex

Posted by on 11th November , 2012

Sissy Phonesex

Sissy boys crack me up. I’m not sure why, other than the obvious: Men look really stupid in women’s clothes. And not just stupid but pathetic. But that’s the whole point, isn’t it? It’s a form of humiliation for you that shows off how pathetic you really are.

I’m not interested in talking to those sissies who think they’re worshipping their Goddess by trying to imitate her or some shit like that. The only ones of you I enjoy talking to are the ones who know how lame they are and who are willing to be used and degraded by me for my own personal amusement.

Public humiliation, forced bi, whatever. It doesn’t matter to me. It all has the same purpose, the same end result. It reminds you that you’re just a dude in a dress, and you’ll never be as awesome or as hot or as perfect as I am. You’re a third-rate imitation at best, and we both know it. So why not revel in it?

Well, I plan on reveling in it, whether you do or not, LOL. You’re going to be humiliated either way, so you might as well enjoy it. But I guess it’s up to you how you choose to react.

Call your Goddess Ina now for sissy phone sex.


Cuckold Phone Sex

Posted by on 7th November , 2012

Cuckold Phonesex

Hey there, guys! Lemme tell you about all the fun I had this weekend, LOL!

Well, you see, I went out with a guy I met recently. Actually, to be honest, I took HIM out. (With my financial slaves‘ money, of course. You didn’t think I’d spend my OWN cash on a man, did you? That’s *never* going to happen, no matter how big his dick is.) We went out to dinner and a movie–you know, regular “date” stuff. It was what happened when we got home that was a little…irregular.

It just so happened that I’d left my ignore line on while we were out. I wasn’t going to take regular calls, of course, but since the whole point of an ignore is for me to totally ignore the guys who call, I didn’t see why I shouldn’t leave it on.

And lo and behold, some poor loser did happen to call in right as my date and I returned to my house. You can see where this is going, can’t you?

I answered the phone, laid it down beside the bed, and went right back to doing what I was doing, which ended up being quite noisy and a little sticky. And my little ignore line money slave heard every bit of it while the cash flowed out of his wallet and into my bank account.

Does that count as cuckold phone sex, I wonder? You tell me.


Panty Boy Phone Sex

Posted by on 3rd November , 2012

Panty Boy Phonesex

So I’ve been thinking about something lately, and I decided to make it official today. I think it’s time for me to start making up some basic rules for all of my slaves. So if you’re looking to belong to me, you better listen up, LOL!

Ok, here’s rule number one. If you’re submitting to me, you’re going to have to give your manhood up. No, I’m not going to, like, castrate you or anything, but I *might* put you in Femdom chastity for awhile if you annoy me. I am, however, going to put you in panties.

That’s right, bitches. You’re going to be my little panty boys to remind you of who owns your asses.

But don’t go to throwing out your male underwear yet. I will let you wear them…under certain circumstances. Those circumstances, naturally, involve you tributing me for the privilege of pretending that you have your manhood back for a certain period of time (the length, of course, depends on the size of the tribute).

Surprised? You need not be. I don’t call myself a financial domination Goddess for nothing, you know.

Anyway, just keep in mind that from this day forth, if you’re a slave boy of mine, our call will begin with panty boy phone sex. I’ll be checking to make sure you’re wearing them, and if you aren’t (without my permission), the punishment will be harsh.

You’ve been warned, boys.


Femdom Phone Sex

Posted by on 30th October , 2012

Femdom Phonesex

Happy Halloween, boys. Are you in the holiday spirit yet?

If not, let’s see if I can’t put you in the mood, hmm?

See, I’m thinking about going to a party as a Mistress tomorrow. (Gee, I wonder why.) I figure it’s both sexy and realistic enough for me to enjoy it. But if I’m gonna go go as a Dominatrix, then I’m going to need a little slave boy to tag along, too….

Maybe I could dress him up like a puppy boy, complete with collar and a leash. Or maybe he needs to be feminized and turned into a slutty little sissy. Hmm, decisions, decisions.

I think you’d make the perfect companion for me to this little party. Especially if you’re one of those subs who gets off on being humiliated. I expect there will be plenty of humiliation in store for anyone who tags along as my pet. And who knows what might happen after the party is over? LOL!

Sound like something your slutty ass would like? Of course it does! So what are you waiting for? Get your phone and call your Femdom phone sex Goddess now for a *very* happy Halloween.


Blackmail Phone Sex

Posted by on 26th October , 2012

Blackmail Phonesex

Sometimes, boys just talk too much.

It doesn’t really matter why. Maybe they think I care, maybe they need someone to listen to them blow off steam, maybe they’re victims of my forced intox sessions. Who knows? The point is not WHY they talk, but THAT they talk…and to whom they talk.

You’d think if a man really wanted to open his heart and soul to someone, he wouldn’t choose me to bear the burden of listening. It’s not as if I haven’t recounted the dangers of doing just that in my blogs. So clearly, any man who starts “confessing” to me instead of a more GFE-type phone girl is looking for something besides just a sympathetic ear.

Whether they will admit it or not, they’re looking for a blackmail Mistress who will worm all those dirty little secrets out of them and then make them pay to keep those secrets a secret. Otherwise, why spill your guts to a financial domination Goddess?

Oh, yes, they’re perfectly aware that they’re playing a dangerous game. That’s what they signed up for, after all. Some of them may think they can control it, and others may get off on knowing that they can’t control it. Either way, I (and my bank account) win, and they lose.

Are you in the mood to play with fire? If so, call your Goddess Ina now for blackmail phone sex.


Body Worship Phone Sex

Posted by on 22nd October , 2012

Body Worship Phonesex

I know how much you boys drool over my body. And, really, who can blame you? I AM super-sexy, and everyone knows it. You may be a slobbering idiot, but at least no one can say you don’t have impeccable taste.

Anyway, all that is beside the point right now because I know that what you really want to know is how you can get lucky enough to be allowed to worship your Femdom phone sex Goddess’s perfect body.

And the answer is that you have to catch me in the right kind of mood for body worship, for one. Then, you have to ask me in such a way that makes me feel like you will be competent in both worshipping and in taking instructions from me. Finally, you’ll have to impress me that you know what you’re doing when you get started because I’m not above stopping you if you’re doing a shitty job and not listening to my directions about how to do it better.

So whether or not you will be allowed to worship me depends partly on luck, partly on skill, and partly on the generosity and benevolence of your Goddess. You know, like pretty much everything else.

Of course, you’ll never *really* know what might happen unless you call me for body worship phone sex. I would really like to have my legs worshipped right about now, so if you call now, you might get lucky.