Wanker Wanker

Posted by on 22nd December , 2013

Mathew Davies aka Wanker Wanker loves being a pathetic perverted slut and should be careful what he asks for as I always deliver!

Strap On Phone Sex

Posted by on 16th December , 2013

Strapon Phonesex

Hey there, boys! I’ve got a proposition for you today, so listen up.

I know lots of you guys have been denied orgasms by me for…a while. Or longer, LOL. And I also know that that means you’re probably dying to be able to get off, right? Well, since it’s the season of giving and all that happy horseshit, I thought I’d make you an offer.

I’m in the mood for some strap on sex, and I’m looking for some victims–er, volunteers–to help me out with that. So basically, if you wanna offer your ass up to me, the rewards are gonna be awesome.

This is what I’m thinking. I’ll put on my strap on harness and lie back on my bed so that it sticks up from between my thighs. Then, you’re gonna lower yourself down on it and bounce up and down like you’re getting paid to ride dick. And do you know how you’re gonna get to break your long streak of orgasm denial? I’m gonna wrap my hand around your (small) cock, but I’m not going to move it. You’re going to have to ride and hump well enough to get yourself off!

Think you can do it? Well, you’re welcome to give it a try, so call me now!!!


Interracial Cuckold Phone Sex

Posted by on 15th December , 2013

Interracial Cuckold Phonesex

Hey there, guys!

Ok, so you may have noticed that I often post blogs about big black cock on weekends. There’s a reason for that, just like there’s a good reason for everything I do. And that reason is usually that either have been enjoying or am about to enjoy BBC when I write those blogs. Hey, I can’t help it being on my mind like that!

This weekend is no different. I spent almost all weekend enjoying a couple of different BBCs, and I thought I’d be nice and share the experience with you. Aren’t you appropriately grateful?

As it turns out, I’m currently sitting here in front of my computer with a load of cum slowly dripping out of my pussy. I haven’t showered yet ’cause I thought I’d give one of you losers a chance to do some creampie cleanup first. Better hurry, though, before it all drips out or before I get bored with waiting and decide to go shower. You don’t wanna miss out on this rare opportunity, now do you?

We can have all kinds of interracial cuckold fun, if you think you can handle it. All you’ve gotta do is pick up that phone and start dialing…and hope you catch me in time. 😉


Tease And Denial Phone Sex

Posted by on 12th December , 2013

Tease And Denial Phonesex

Men are so easy to toy with. I love to do it, but it doesn’t present much of a challenge, you know? All I’ve gotta do is look hot or whisper a few dirty words in your ear or whatever, and then I’ve got you in the palm of my hand. Easy? Yes. Amusing? Also yes. Challenging? Not in the least.

It’s ok, though. Even if teasing you guys isn’t exactly challenging, I still like it. I can always seek out my challenges in other ways. It’s so much fun to tease that I can’t deny myself the pleasure just because it’s ridiculously easy, now can I? That would be stupid, and I am SO not stupid.

Of course, the best part about teasing you guys is the denial. That’s why your sessions with me are always tease and DENIAL sessions, not “tease and then let you cum” sessions. The two go together perfectly, so why would I separate them.

Oh, wait, gotta go–phone’s ringing! I’m sure it’s some poor loser who’s gonna be left high and dry by me tonight, LOLOLOL. If you wanna try it out for yourself, you know what to do!


Guided Masturbation Phone Sex

Posted by on 8th December , 2013

Guided Masturbation Phonesex

Heya, boys. Let’s talk about masturbation for a minute.

I know, it’s like one of your favorite things. I won’t judge you. I mean, if I were a dude with a small dick and couldn’t get laid, I’d probably jack off all the time, too. I might even call a beautiful woman like me to get jerk off instructions so that I didn’t get bored with my perpetual partner, Rosy Palm.

So when I give you your instructions, it’s kind of out of generosity. Not entirely, of course, but partly. Sometimes I feel so sorry for you losers that I’ll throw you a bone. It doesn’t happen often, but it does happen.

Since it’s the season of giving, I suppose I feel a little generous, at least for now. That’s why I’m willing to indulge in a few guided masturbation sessions with you boys…at least until I get bored with the whole thing. (You’re welcome.)

Don’t get your hopes up too high, though. It’s more than likely going to end in nothing but tease and denial because that’s how I roll. I doubt you boys will mind very much, though, as long as you’re getting my attention…right?

All right, you know what to do. Get that phone and card and start dialing!


Ass Worship Phone Sex

Posted by on 4th December , 2013

Ass Worship Phonesex

You know, I really like to look at myself in the mirror, especially when I’m all dressed up and ready to go out. I’m smokin’ hot, which you boys already know VERY well. So I don’t hate when boys wanna look at me, too. I mean, I do the same thing myself, so I can hardly blame them for it, LOLOLOL.

But while looking at myself in my 3-way mirror, I was noticing how fucking AWESOME my ass looks. I mean, it’s always looked awesome, but I think it’s looking even more awesome than usual. No wonder you boys are all about some ass worship with me.

Not that I’m complaining. I love being worshipped, and I especially love it when I can combine it with some facesitting. So why wouldn’t I love using your face as my chair while you bury your face between my ass cheeks and worship for all you’re worth?

So consider this my Christmas present to you: If you give me a call right now, I’ll let you worship my ass for as long as you want. You won’t even have to do anything extra for me–except pay for your call, obviously. You can worship, and I’ll just sit back and enjoy. Sounds like a good time to me!!!!


Financial Domination Phone Sex

Posted by on 30th November , 2013

Financial Domination Phonesex

Heya, boys!

In my last post on this blog, I discussed my need for new footwear, Black Friday sales, and how foot fetishists need to buy me shoes.

Well, after I wrote it, I realized that while it was about spoiling me, it left out a lot of you. I do have a lot of foot losers calling me, but not every one of my money pigs has a thing for feet. So how about a more general financial domination blog for the masses today?

As you well know, ’tis the season for giving. And when it comes to giving, there’s no one in the world more important to give to than ME. In fact, I’d say that I’m the ONLY person you need to worry about spoiling this Christmas. Who else are you going to spend it on, after all? Yourself? HA! You know you don’t deserve to be pampered, even by yourself. Your boring girlfriend or wife? They don’t deserve it, either. And besides, they’ll probably be gone by Christmas, anyway, considering how big of a loser you are.

So get started spoiling me now before the rush starts!


Foot Fetish Phone Sex

Posted by on 27th November , 2013

Foot Fetish Phonesex

Hey, guys. You know what today is, right? It’s Thanksgiving Day-at least for those of you in the US. And you know what THAT means, right?

That means that you AND your wallet better be raring to go tomorrow because Black Friday is the biggest shopping day of the year!

Now, don’t get me wrong. I don’t care if you get good deals on the gifts you buy for me or not. That doesn’t matter to me one way or the other, as long as you understand that I don’t want a bunch of cheap shit. You will be punished severely for buying me cheap shit. But my thought is, as long as you’re my money slave, your ass better be out buying me stuff on the biggest shopping day of the year.

So what kinds of gifts do I want? Well, anything nice works, but you foot fetish boys will be pleased to know that I’m in the mood for some new shoes. I’ll even be generous and leave it to you to choose the type of shoe you give me as a gift. Just make sure you do a good job choosing, if you want your reward later!

Want to be on your knees worshipping my feet? Good. Get your wallets open and tribute me, and maybe you’ll earn the privilege of worshipping at my oh-so-sexy feet today!


GFE Roleplay Phone Sex

Posted by on 24th November , 2013

Roleplay Phonesex

So I’ve got a proposition for ya.

You’re clearly looking for a girlfriend. And me, I can always use another boyfriend to treat me like a Princess and spoil me and give me all kinds of gifts and stuff. Because of that, I think the two of us can come to an understanding of sorts.

I’ll be your phone sex girlfriend when you call me, as long as you’re willing to take care of me the way I deserve to be taken care of. And, yes, that does involve opening your wallet and sending lots of gifts and cash my way. How else do you think a guy like you is going to keep the attention of a girl like me, after all?

But don’t worry. As long as you can keep me happy, I’ll be the most attentive–if somewhat high-maintenance–girlfriend ever. We’ll even do all those sexy roleplays you like so much. You keep me happy, and I’ll keep you happy, too. Quid pro quo and all that.

Wanna get this thing started? Awesome. You know what to do. Get those phones and those credit cards ready and give your sexy soon-to-be girlfriend Ina a call right now.


Creampie Cleanup Phone Sex

Posted by on 22nd November , 2013

Creampie Cleanup Phonesex

Hey, guys!

Ever wondered what it’d be like to be waiting for me at home when I got back from one of my dates with one of my BBC studs? Well, some of you have been lucky enough to experience it, but for those of you who haven’t, I’ll give you a quick rundown of what it’s like.

As a good little cuckold, you should be ready to do whatever I want you to do. So when I arrive home, you’re gonna take my clothes off for me. Then, I’m going to lead you to the bed, and you’re going to lie down on your back. And do you know what happens next? I’m going to sit on your face, duh.

And why will I be sitting on your face? Because you’re going to be on creampie cleanup duty.

Great excuse for a facesitting session, huh?

You’ll need to make sure you get every drop of his cum licked out of my well-fucked pussy. And, hey, who knows? If you do a good enough job, I might even let you watch while I fuck him next time. You can never tell.

Wanna try it out for yourself? Good. Call me.